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Rejected Jokes: Jean-Ralphio's Guide to Modern Manhood in GQ →

- December 1 -

ellenbee:

rejectedjokes:

Recently, GQ asked to interview me as Jean-Ralphio to discuss “gentlemanly etiquette.” I have never said yes to anything faster in my entire life. Thank you to Matt Margini from GQ for the interview and to Mike Schur (Showrunner of Parks and Rec) for answering my email- ”Are you cool with me doing…

GQ: You’re in fifth grade. It’s math class. Julie sends you a note: I think you’re kinda cute.” What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.

GQ: You’re 83 years old. It’s bingo night. Ethel makes eye contact. What’s your next move?
Jean-Ralphio: I pass her a scientific calculator with pre-typed numbers that, when held upside down, spells BOOBIES.

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    GQ: Sweater-vest, sweater, cardigan,...above? Jean-Ralphio: All three at
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    love you, Ben Schwartz:
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    The best interview ever. Jean Ralphio is the man
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    HAVE LEARNED SO MUCH.
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